Pretty Bird – Jemaine Clement

I was striking suave, ambitious
Feet to beak, so birdylicious
Now I'm vial, I am villain, and vicious, oh and malicious

I was tall, a tv show, women too
I was just whole, over 1 foot 2
Then the got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes
That's why I am so evil why I do what I do

He was superstar
So young and vital
He nasty
A South-American Idol
He's a suspicious bird
Who sad that about me
A very vicious bird
I'll have you rotisseried

I was the king of telling novellas
The envy of all the other fellows
Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet
from Paraguay they called Patricious
Common Paraguayan name

He's a nasty bird
I'm insidious
He's nasty
Oh I'm hideous
He was hypercool
I'm a cockatoo
An obscene bird
Yeah that word's true

I'm a feathery freak
With a beak
A bird murderer
You think you're better than me
I never heard of ya
I'm evil
I fill your cheese ball with weavils
I poop on people
And I blame on the seagulls

It was him

He's a nasty bird
I'm invincible
He's nasty
I'm unminceable
I'm unwashable
Like an abandoned school
I have no principal

All of you Brazilian birds
All 18 million birds
I'll tell you what I'm going to do
I'm going to make you

Shut up now, shut up
It's just me

I will make you ugly too

Ha ha ha
Did you hear how dramatic that was
With the end